French Song Dubioza Kolektiv

I want to write a song
To get popular in France
So when I play my tune
Everybody dance
But lyrics are my
Biggest concern
'Cause French is impossibly
Difficult to learn

Learning takes time
And I don't wanna wait
That's why I'm gonna use
Google Translate
And then I get together
These three cords
And some typical
Basic French words

Bonjour, merci, Merde, c'est la vie!
Santé, s'il vous plait Parlez-vous Français?

I guess this song
Doesn't really make sense
No one understands it
And nobody dances
I'll try to makе a song
That speaks about love
But therе is one problem
That I can't solve
How to make a love song
With the words: Je t'aime
'Cause the only rhyme
That Google offered is Marine Le Pen
And do you know
What rhymes with
Macron Emmanuel?
Molotov cocktail