Bro So Mo (Lemony Snicket’s) Tech N9ne

[Intro]
The stories you are about to hear are true
Names have been changed to protect the ignorant
This is "Bro So Mo"
(Lemony Snicket's!)

[Verse 1: Tech N9ne as Bro, Mo & Partner]
*phone ringing*
-Boy!
-Ay, yo, Mo, I got this song that I want you to end
It'll be suitable for your flow
It's called WWC
Kill everybody on it, even me
When you close it, make the globe trip
That'll know that you're frontal lobe sick
(A few years later)
*phone ringing*
-Yo, Mo, it's me again!
-Yeah!
-Strange Music, T-E-C-H-N-9-N-E again!
-What up?
-That last one you did was no joke
You spit at the opposite of a slowpoke
But this timе I want you to do a full verse
On my brand new song I call "So Dopе"
-Yeah that!
-And then I'm 'bout to be on TV
For the first time, lot of people gonna see me
But they can see we rockin' so dope
With the the blokes for the folks and the hoes gonna be skeet
-Bool, Blood, I'ma finally meet ya
Thank you for the feature but what about your little funny ***?
Really try'na peep her, tell me, did anybody beep her?
-Nah, she a good one, a keeper
(One week later)
*phone ringing*
-Yo, Mo!
-What's up?
-We rocked the spot, bro!
-Yeah we did
-Hold up, Mo, it's my partner
-Hello?
-What the fuck?
-What happened?
-Your boy Mo got drunk after the fucking show
And treated our execs' wives like hoes
-No...