[Round 1: Charlie Clips]
Charlie Clips versus Jones, nah this can't be serious
Where's the nigga that battled Mook and Jin?
That's him?
Nah this can't be Serius
Damn homie...in Fight Klub you was the man homie
What the fuck happened to you?
I'll tell you
See what happened is you lost your deal with Disturbing Tha Peace
So niggas take your career as a fucking joke
You claim you made over 200 racks, but now you back on Smack
Either you confused or you fucking broke
Mook killed you, made Harlem hot
Ludacris dropped you made all the sponsors stop
Are you gonna tell these fans what kind of job you got?
Are you gon' tell 'em you the man...at the barbershop?
Serius is a barber, no I'm serious, he's a barber
And Smack you knew that, so this shit you doing to me ain't fucking fair
Cause how the first Summer Madness I get a nigga with a perm
Now you get me the nigga that might've cut his hair
Y'all got the nerve to say we similar, I'm a genius, one of the meanest
He cut hair, I get him cut here, let me explain the difference between us
See when my friends want the work, I scream, "Get in line!"
Then I hit 'em with the powder or the wet
When you at work you scream, "Who need a line?!"
Then at the end you put powder on they neck
When I run up with them clippers
It's no question I'm just ready to blast tools
When he run up with the clippers it's, "Yo! You want the fade?
Or you want the fade with the half moon?"
You can't be serious, Serius, I remember when your buzz was about this tall
You left battle rap to become a barber, now your buzz is this small
You freestyle and fuck up hairlines
How you let your career take that big fall?
I understand you love the Clippers
But what's the point if you ain't Chris Paul?
You don't be at the bar pouring alcohol on bitches, making women holler
You be at the bar...ber shop
Pouring alcohol on niggas like, "That'll be 20 dollars."
You like, "With all this barbershop quap
I could put you and all my customers in a jab."
Nigga 90% of Jersey got dreads, what customers do you have?
What am I supposed to believe?
You retired from battle rap to get all this barbershop cake?
What you be in the club with wild hair in your pocket
And a Burberry barber shop cape
Aight, aight, aight, aight, that's enough
I got love for all my niggas that's in the barbershop folks
I just figured I could help him shape up with a few barbershop jokes
But how's your old bitch doing, Jones?
He still think that he ex hot
Don't nobody wanna fuck her, but she do give out the best top
He the type to know she on her period and still try to get in his ex twat
We was taught if you see that red ring then don't play with ya X-Box
But let's say he get that bitch pregnant
And he teaching his little man on how to Jam C
I"ma shoot his stroller but if I missed the carriage (miscarriage) I got a plan B
No lie, the perfect goal, rewind time before he work the hole
Kill him before he get her pregnant, that's birth control
You ain't trying to die baby, I suggest you watch your mouth nigga
Or the morning after you gon' have to peel (pill), that mean be out nigga
You said you was a runaway and that Mook was a house nigga
Well before you run away let me take a trip through your house nigga
Let's see if y'all can guess which room I'm in
I'ma give you and your boys hints, I'ma shower you with some bars
That leave you and your boys pissed
I start shooting up your car
You better sink when I'm getting that toy lit/toilet
When this nine take a dump you won't get to enjoy shit
Now y'all know what room I'm in, so I can throw the Tec in his mouth
Kill this piece of shit in the bathroom and then drag him through the rest of the house
Now you know what room I'm in?
You don't know?
Well here's a little reminder, I could shoot your sister
But I'ma let my arm rest and have this right hook recline her/recliner
I'm comfortable like a love seat when I'm strapped with two arms
I pull out and make everybody sleep, it's like a futon
I told his uncle to move on, but he ain't move he took the thug route
So for lamping too long I got my clap on and blew his bulb out
Now you know what room I'm in?
Now I'ma throw the Tec in ya mouth
Since nobody living in that room, let me drag you through the rest of the house
Me and your aunt had an encounter
I grabbed her by her head I was getting ready to off it
The sink was running hot but I ain't really wanna force it/faucet
I grabbed that knife, I thought about having my hand poking her
But why? When I can draw and just have this can open her/opener
Now y'all know what room I'm in, I can throw the Tec in his mouth
Your house too small, I can't go through the rest of your house
I can't believe you the nigga they brung back to take my title, clown
If you don't win this then it's over cause this my lightest round
You could try that freestyle shit Jones, but it don't work here
If you freestyle about the barbershop
Then it hurt and you really work there
So since you a barber here's a little advice you can use in your spare time
That freestyling won't cut it, they bought tickets to hear lines (hairlines)
Charlie Clips versus Jones, nah this can't be serious
Where's the nigga that battled Mook and Jin?
That's him?
Nah this can't be Serius
Damn homie...in Fight Klub you was the man homie
What the fuck happened to you?
I'll tell you
See what happened is you lost your deal with Disturbing Tha Peace
So niggas take your career as a fucking joke
You claim you made over 200 racks, but now you back on Smack
Either you confused or you fucking broke
Mook killed you, made Harlem hot
Ludacris dropped you made all the sponsors stop
Are you gonna tell these fans what kind of job you got?
Are you gon' tell 'em you the man...at the barbershop?
Serius is a barber, no I'm serious, he's a barber
And Smack you knew that, so this shit you doing to me ain't fucking fair
Cause how the first Summer Madness I get a nigga with a perm
Now you get me the nigga that might've cut his hair
Y'all got the nerve to say we similar, I'm a genius, one of the meanest
He cut hair, I get him cut here, let me explain the difference between us
See when my friends want the work, I scream, "Get in line!"
Then I hit 'em with the powder or the wet
When you at work you scream, "Who need a line?!"
Then at the end you put powder on they neck
When I run up with them clippers
It's no question I'm just ready to blast tools
When he run up with the clippers it's, "Yo! You want the fade?
Or you want the fade with the half moon?"
You can't be serious, Serius, I remember when your buzz was about this tall
You left battle rap to become a barber, now your buzz is this small
You freestyle and fuck up hairlines
How you let your career take that big fall?
I understand you love the Clippers
But what's the point if you ain't Chris Paul?
You don't be at the bar pouring alcohol on bitches, making women holler
You be at the bar...ber shop
Pouring alcohol on niggas like, "That'll be 20 dollars."
You like, "With all this barbershop quap
I could put you and all my customers in a jab."
Nigga 90% of Jersey got dreads, what customers do you have?
What am I supposed to believe?
You retired from battle rap to get all this barbershop cake?
What you be in the club with wild hair in your pocket
And a Burberry barber shop cape
Aight, aight, aight, aight, that's enough
I got love for all my niggas that's in the barbershop folks
I just figured I could help him shape up with a few barbershop jokes
But how's your old bitch doing, Jones?
He still think that he ex hot
Don't nobody wanna fuck her, but she do give out the best top
He the type to know she on her period and still try to get in his ex twat
We was taught if you see that red ring then don't play with ya X-Box
But let's say he get that bitch pregnant
And he teaching his little man on how to Jam C
I"ma shoot his stroller but if I missed the carriage (miscarriage) I got a plan B
No lie, the perfect goal, rewind time before he work the hole
Kill him before he get her pregnant, that's birth control
You ain't trying to die baby, I suggest you watch your mouth nigga
Or the morning after you gon' have to peel (pill), that mean be out nigga
You said you was a runaway and that Mook was a house nigga
Well before you run away let me take a trip through your house nigga
Let's see if y'all can guess which room I'm in
I'ma give you and your boys hints, I'ma shower you with some bars
That leave you and your boys pissed
I start shooting up your car
You better sink when I'm getting that toy lit/toilet
When this nine take a dump you won't get to enjoy shit
Now y'all know what room I'm in, so I can throw the Tec in his mouth
Kill this piece of shit in the bathroom and then drag him through the rest of the house
Now you know what room I'm in?
You don't know?
Well here's a little reminder, I could shoot your sister
But I'ma let my arm rest and have this right hook recline her/recliner
I'm comfortable like a love seat when I'm strapped with two arms
I pull out and make everybody sleep, it's like a futon
I told his uncle to move on, but he ain't move he took the thug route
So for lamping too long I got my clap on and blew his bulb out
Now you know what room I'm in?
Now I'ma throw the Tec in ya mouth
Since nobody living in that room, let me drag you through the rest of the house
Me and your aunt had an encounter
I grabbed her by her head I was getting ready to off it
The sink was running hot but I ain't really wanna force it/faucet
I grabbed that knife, I thought about having my hand poking her
But why? When I can draw and just have this can open her/opener
Now y'all know what room I'm in, I can throw the Tec in his mouth
Your house too small, I can't go through the rest of your house
I can't believe you the nigga they brung back to take my title, clown
If you don't win this then it's over cause this my lightest round
You could try that freestyle shit Jones, but it don't work here
If you freestyle about the barbershop
Then it hurt and you really work there
So since you a barber here's a little advice you can use in your spare time
That freestyling won't cut it, they bought tickets to hear lines (hairlines)
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