Don’t Tempt Me Richard Thompson

[Verse 1]
That gorilla you're dancing with
May not have too long to live
He's putting his hands in the wrong places
Time to rearrange his face
He's gonna dance with me instead
And I'm gonna tap dance on his head

[Chorus]
Don't tempt me
Don't tempt me
Don't tempt me
I'm half way out of my seat

[Verse 2]
He's got the looks, he's got the lolly
Driving me clean off my trolley
Doing the jitterbug, doing the jive
Doing the shimmy, snakes alive
That's not a dance, that's S-E-X
Ban that couple, certificate X

[Chorus]
Don't tempt me
Don't tempt me
Don't tempt me
I'm half way out of my seat