Comin’ Out For Christmas Voltaire

Christmas, that magic time of the year, mom and dad are glad everyone's here
Grandpa is busy trimming the tree and aunty made a fruitcake naturally
But her fruitcake ain't the only one at the table
And there's something that I just have to say
"Granny pass the stuffing if you are able
And by the way mom and dad, I'm gay"

Yeah I brought a girl with me but I paid her to be here
Hey mom and dad that's what they call a beard
I try to make it work but the girl ain't got the gear
What can I say; I love it in the rear

Comin' out for Christmas
Comin' out this year
Can't wait to tell the world that I'm a flamin' queer
Comin' out for Christmas
Comin' out today
And here's your Christmas present, mom and dad I'm gay

Take back those G.I. Joes I never liked those toys
I never did like stuff that was for boys
Bring me some Barbies although you think it's wrong
Or better yet Johnny Depp in a thong

Comin' out for Christmas
Comin' out this year
Can't wait to tell the world that I'm a flamin' queer
Comin' out for Christmas
Comin' out today
And here's your Christmas present, mom and dad I'm gay