Grand Ol’ Party Crash Cage (Ft. Jello Biafra)

(That music makes you feel downright patriotic, doesn't it?)

[Intro: Jello Biafra as George W. Bush]
Our nation must come together to unite
I know that human beings and fish can coexist peacefully
Nobody needs to tell me what I believe
But I do need somebody to tell me where Kosovo is
The illiteracy level of our children are appalling

(Beware, I live)

[Verse 1: Cage]
I wake up to a caffeine, cigarette vaccine
Then bathe in water I wouldn't drink before gasoline
Feel like a loser cause I'm not in Fallujah
Painting a land cruiser with an Iraqi then taking his Ruger
No M-16 to give me a callus
Inhuman super malice for GOP uber alles
Baby suicide bombers hurdle suitcases in a nursery
I'm in a deli eating tuna, tasting the mercury
Then try to wash it down with a two dollar bottle of water
Get on the train and think of terrorists with box cutters
Gun concealer cause I see a realer reality
And what I breathe through my nasal cavities, killing my batteries
Bombs in metropolis, out all eye sockets
Esophagus melted out some shiite group will get their props for this
Look, I need petro for my Mercedes
But I'm not trying to kneel or die for emperor Cheney
Maybe I'm crazy but I will not just follow the herd
Unless, of course, it's en route to lynch Mike Bloomberg
Being pimped by a gas pump and all its Saudi members
Are like "fuck you!" with New York's two middle fingers
If the opposite of pro is a con then look beyond this
The opposite of congress must be progress
What if the second coming's aborted and put in the dirt
I still don't know what to wear with this orange alert