Bad Luck Chuck Wig Wam

[Intro]
Oh, how do you do?
Here's a story 'bout a man I know
I might step on his toes
But he's a friend of mine
I mean him no harm

[Verse 1]
Tryin' to find your virgin Mary
In a sleazy red light hotel
One minute you're in paradise
The next one you're in hell
You drink a gallon whiskey
Just to get you through the night
Oh, you wake up in the morning
Oh, you're naked, broke and fried

[Pre-Chorus]
You'll never get on top
You never give it up

[Chorus]
Bad luck, bad luck Chuck
Your surname's misfortune, still expecting jackpot
Bad luck, pretty bad luck
Ooh, you're looking for your future in thе antique shop, bad luck Chuck
Oh, pretty bad luck