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Mitsubishi Colt - Tim Minchin
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Mitsubishi Colt Tim Minchin

Mitsubishi Colt - Tim Minchin
He looks at me
Intensely
Eyes sparkle
Contact lens green with artificial envy
Cocks his head and fixes me with a condescending stare
Flicks his bleached blond-tipped hair
And theorises thus:

"You know what I reckon?"

Pause for effect
Adjusts his tackle as if it's semi-erect
I feel I'd better give him
What I know he expects:

"What do you reckon?"

A hand on the shoulder
An avuncular wink
Sips his lemon drink
Spits out the pips
Hands on hips
Licks his lips
Like a wolf near a flock
Yet again adjusting his fantasy cock
He delivers his philosophy:
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