The Drunk Man’s Blues Blacklite District

[Intro]
I had some beer by 8:00
And some shots by 9:00
I love some Jack in the morning time, oh, yeah
The Devil don't want my soul
At least not 'til I've had my Whiskey
And my cup runneth full
Alright

[Verse 1]
I drank some Wine by 12:00
And some Rum by 1:00
I drank Tequila in the vibrant sun, oh yeah
Jesus can't save my soul
If I can't shotgun beers in Heaven
I don't wanna go
Alright

[Verse 2]
The Vodka flowed before the clock hit 3:00
It's 5:00 somewhere, so, the Gin's on me, oh, yeah
Do I even have a soul?
If I drink to feel less empty
Hope I'm never full

[Verse 3]
Thе cops came by 6:00 and I was looking sick
They try to catch me, but I was much too quick, oh, yеah
I used to have a soul, but I traded it for Absinthe
Now I'm feeling whole
Yeah