Talking (Bleep) Homeboy Sandman

[Verse 1]
Yo, I was riding my bike down the bike path
Going the wrong way, but who's to say what the wrong way is?
Unless they not minding they business
Along comes this chick, like "you're going the wrong mister"
In her brain she thought she was a authority figure
Even though she was a bitch I still killed her with kindness
And was like "thank you miss" despite the fact she sounded like this

[Verse 2]
I love my fans but sometimes I can't understand
When they tell me about they favorite jams
Like "yo I'm waiting for another jam exactly like this one"
Sun
I don't make the same jam or record twice
I am way too nice
So please don't ever in your life come to me with suggestions
You'll get dismissed
On top of the fact you'll sound like this

[Verse 3]
The other day I got a call from the people at HuffPo
That made me think they dumb slow
They wanted to know
What I thought about some rap beef
Between and a dude that's mediocre and a dude that's okay
I was like oh, you don't say?
Didn't I just send you an entire article about the link between mass media and private prisons
That I thought was really important but you was like "No, it isn't"
Next instant you got the gumption
To hit me up to try and talk about some dumb shit
You sound like this