(There’s Gonna Be) Sex Tonite TISM

[Verse 1]
There at the protest about women's rights
She slagged Helen Garner, he said, "You're right"
He shook his dreadlocks, condemned Wayne Carey
She offered him tofu, both were quite hairy

[Chorus]
There's gonna be, there's gonna be
There's gonna be, there's gonna be
There's gonna be, there's gonna be
There's gonna be, there's gonna be
There's gonna be sex tonight
(Jump in my car, jump in my car, jump in my car, come on
Jump in my car, jump in my car, jump in my car, come on)

[Verse 2]
Interval at the theatre, they both hit it off
Discussing the meaning of Anton Chekhov
The director, they hated, the actress, they panned her
What they acted out later weren't exactly Uncle Vania

[Chorus]
There's gonna be sex tonight
There's gonna be sex tonight
(Jump in my car, jump in my car, jump in my car, come on
Jump in my car, jump in my car, jump in my car)