White Male World Jonathan Larson (Ft. Krysta Rodriguez & Lauren Marcus)

Bryant Gumbel
Decaf coffee
French vanilla
Ultra slim
Pert shampoo with extra body
Clinique, Neutrogena
Clinique, Neutrogena
Hey Madonna ho Madonna hey

Stayfree
Yeastex
Estee Lauder
Revlon
Calvin Klein's Obsession
Advil
Ultra Bright
No Nonsense
Diamonds are Forever
Diamonds are Forever

It’s just another -- day
Just another -- day
Just another day in the White Male World

Salad bar no
Candy bar yes
Candy bar no
Salad bar
Diet Coke no
Diet right
Cellulite or cancer?
Hey Madonna ho Madonna hey
Hey Madonna ho Madonna hey