Slowboat Clutch

Previously on my life as a toad
I was chilling under Colossus of Rhodes
It came collapsing down in a horrible quake
That was that, I began to wake
As a gelatinous mass on a faraway moon
Killed in a gush of oxygen fumes
Returned to Earth as a pioneer
Who died before she had turned nine years

My cells divide, back to square one
As I, regretful, recollect what I've done wrong
But it's so hard

When I was a druid there was nothing to it
Cast a spell before you even knew it
Romans came, madе me wear a cross
In the еnd, my gain, their loss
Came back soon as a big baboon
On display at the Denver Zoo
The spell I cast some time ago
Came to pass, forever hold
Holy cow, it wasn't no joke
The bishop called, and he woke up the Pope
"We've got issues to resolve in the west
And rapid transit would be for the best."