The Future Is So Yesterday Inanimate Insanity (Ft. Ariana Nicole George, Benjamin Cross, Jazzy Oliver, Joshua Waters, Olivia Ciabattari, Taylor Renee Castle & WoopDoo)

[MEEPLE ANNOUNCER]
Welcome to Meeple. As you enter our esteemed facility, please enjoy a word from our CEO....Steve Cobs!

[STEVE COBS]
The future is so yesterday
When everything is run your way
Your influence is everywhere
Smell innovation on the air
You tell me that I'm "too ambitious"
Well I say: "I don't care!"

[STEVE COBS, (AUDIENCE)]
Now let's take a look at the profit margin (The future is so yesterday)
No, let's not, that's corporate jargon
You all want what you understand (When everything is run your way)
So what I supply is what you'll demand
I'll never lose if you keep letting me win (Your influence is everywhere)
But with the good that I do, is that such a sin?
I created all that you believe (Too ambitious?)
You gave me power you can't relieve! (I don't care)

[AUDIENCE MEMBER #1, #2, STEVE COBS ]
(Cobs, what does this all mean? What's your latest machine?)
Am I going too fast?
Is all this progress too loud?
Did I leave you in the past?
Let's take some Q's from the crowd