Started from the Bottom Parody Bart Baker

[Chorus: Bart Baker as Drake]
Started middle class in a wheelchair
On a crappy sitcom making good cash every year
Now I'm dancing stupid by a car
Trying to convince you that my life was so damn hard
I done had it tough from the jump
Livin' wit my mamma in a nice house it was rough

[Verse 1: Drake, Jamario McClain as Lil Wayne, Leland White as Birdman]
On top of that shit, my bar mitzvah was wack
I didn't get a Bentley and my cake tasted like crap
Then Degrassi canned me cause I couldn't act
Had to get a real job and I got promoted fast
So I decided I'ma be a rap star
I met Baby and Wayne and they loved me right away
They said
We like how you sound so monotone
And those massive eyebrows are so marketable
We can tell your life's been a struggle
Do you even own a Bentley?
No, I don't, it's bullshit yo!
Can I sign with ya'll? Dat would be cool
Sure you can big boy
Just meet us in the storage room

[Chorus: Drake & Lil Wayne]
Took it in the bottom now I'm signed
Took it in the bottom from my new team
Now I'm signed
Now you can sip syrup 'til you're blind
By the way did you know I'm the best skater alive?