Conservative Christian, Right-Wing Republican, Straight, White & American Males (Live) Todd Snider

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Conservative Christian
Right wing Republican
Straight, white, American males
Gay-bashing, black-fearing
Poor-fighting, tree-killing
Regional leaders of sales
Frat-housin', keg-tappin'
Back slappin'
Haters of hippies like me
Tree-huggin', peace-lovin'
Pot-smokin', porn-watchin'
Lazy-ass hippies like me

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Tree-huggin', peace-lovin'
Pro-choicin', gay-weddin'
Widespread Panic-diggin' hippies like me
Skin color-blinded
Conspiracy-minded
Protestors of corporate greed
We who have nothing
And most likely will 'til
We all end up locked up in jails
By conservative Christian
Right wing Republican
Straight, white, American males