Once upon a time
On the Internet there were some dudes
A very deeply flawed group
They tried to plan some big coup
They want to destroy Ebaum's yet
They did not know why
They travelled to the boards
Spammed it up with pointless little threads
From Something Awful and 4Chan
Newgrounds and, of course, You're The Man
They went and spammed their crap upon
Ebaumsworld.com
But did they know
That those from whom he stole
Were just full of shit
And then they had the the brass
To be an ass
What a crock of shit
(Oh, Jesus...)
The Net is quite a place
Several people work and others bitch
And some just buy male prostitutes
Dressed in Captain Picard suits
And some just sit and whine
And think they're original and rich
On the Internet there were some dudes
A very deeply flawed group
They tried to plan some big coup
They want to destroy Ebaum's yet
They did not know why
They travelled to the boards
Spammed it up with pointless little threads
From Something Awful and 4Chan
Newgrounds and, of course, You're The Man
They went and spammed their crap upon
Ebaumsworld.com
But did they know
That those from whom he stole
Were just full of shit
And then they had the the brass
To be an ass
What a crock of shit
(Oh, Jesus...)
The Net is quite a place
Several people work and others bitch
And some just buy male prostitutes
Dressed in Captain Picard suits
And some just sit and whine
And think they're original and rich
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