Woke up in Newtopia
Where I fell down a flight of stairs
Broke my leg but luckily
The newts have free public healthcare
So then I became a loyal ranger, and I fought this creepy cult
Kept folks out of danger, slaying a killer cobra with a catapult
We've been dancing with Mr. Brownstone
He's been knockin'
He won't leave me alone
No, no, no
He won't leave me alone
I lived on a warship, became a Flipwart champion
I just keep tryna get a little better
Said a little better then before
Soon I was the king's trusted advisor
I studied salamander brains
Tried bug appetizers (Yum)
And for fun, DM'd some campaigns
We've been dancing with Mr. Brownstone
He's been knockin'
He won't leave me alone
No, no, no
He won't leave me alone
Where I fell down a flight of stairs
Broke my leg but luckily
The newts have free public healthcare
So then I became a loyal ranger, and I fought this creepy cult
Kept folks out of danger, slaying a killer cobra with a catapult
We've been dancing with Mr. Brownstone
He's been knockin'
He won't leave me alone
No, no, no
He won't leave me alone
I lived on a warship, became a Flipwart champion
I just keep tryna get a little better
Said a little better then before
Soon I was the king's trusted advisor
I studied salamander brains
Tried bug appetizers (Yum)
And for fun, DM'd some campaigns
We've been dancing with Mr. Brownstone
He's been knockin'
He won't leave me alone
No, no, no
He won't leave me alone
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