AWESOME! Psychostick

[Verse 1]
Monster trucks...are fucking awesome
Running shit over...that's fuckin' awesome!
Mowing the lawn...that isn't awesome!
Monster trucks that mow the lawn...
Now that'd be awesome

All that shit that's fuckin' awesome
Give it to me
Give it to me
All that shit that isn't awesome you can keep it!

[Verse 2]
Blowjobs...are fucking awesome!
Bubble Wrap...is sort of awesome!?
Staplers...I guess they're awesome
...Yeah they can be awesome? Right?
Clipping shit together...That's productive!

All that shit that's fuckin' awesome
Give it to me!
Give it to me!
All that shit that's sort of awesome I'm indifferent!

Trampolines direct deposit fighter jets and nachos all
Awesome, awesome
Acid rain and moldy cheese and waiting in line at the DMV
All not awesome, not awesome, uh-uh
Frozen pizza, Styrofoam and clothes hangers and soap
I could take it or leave it
Awesome things are awesome and the things that aren't are not
And that's the way of the land
That's just the way the world is, man