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Jim... once had a girl, or should we say, she once had he
She... showed him her room, isn't it swell, Texas Motel
She asked him to stay and she told him to sit anywhere
So Jim looked around and he noticed there wasn't a prayer

Jim... took off his rug, biding his time, pounding his pud
He... prayed until two, and then she said, "How 'bout some head?"

She said she was booked in the morning with Falwell and Pat
Jim told her he wasn't, and dribbled some spoo in her lap

And... when he awoke, hе was alone, she'd honed his conе
So... he let her fly, isn't it swell, Texas Motel

But then, suddenly...

Picture yourself with a whore from New Orleans
With big purple welts, all over her bod
Somebody calls and you answer quite slowly
It's the board from Assembly O' God

Ignorant crackers like you've never seen, groveling under your bed
Look for the girl with the spoo in her lap, and she's gone!

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