Real Live Cowboys Horrible Histories (Ft. Ben Willbond, Laurence Rickard & Nathaniel Martello-White)

[Cowboy 1 (Willbond)]
(spoken) Howdy. You know what you need to be a genuine cowboy? Cows. You ain't herding cattle, you ain't no cowboy

Well I'm a real live cowboy
Just a quiet, humble fella

[Cowboy 2 (Martello-White)]
That's what we're like, apart from Mike

[Cowboy Mike (Rickard)]
Yeah, I'm more of a yeller!

[Cowboy 1]
Sing songs to pass the evenings

[Cowboy 2]
And because it soothes the herd
So they won't stampede

[Cowboy 1]
Unless Mike sings lead

[Cowboy Mike]
And shouts every single word!

[Cowboy 1/2]
Mike!