Break Up Song Bo Burnham

[Spoken]
I went through a pretty rough breakup recently. It was a long time coming, we had a lot of conversations about it, she and I. But recently, we've had the conversation. It wasn't recent, but I can remember it like it was yesterday. She came out of the shower, hair wet, everything was wet. If you haven't seen a shower: It's a thing with water, and it covers you, and she had just been in that. She came right out of it and she looked me in the eyes and she said:

[Girl]
It's over
We shouldn't fight to stay together just to fight again
It's over
We're unhappy
We need to take a break from us to make us right again
And even though it's not gonna go any further
I swear I don't regret a second of it
And when the dust has settled
I hope we can still be friends

[Bo]
And then I said
EAT A DICK!
EAT A DICK!
EAT A FUCKING DICK, BITCH!
PUT ON YOUR DICK EATING GLOVES
GET READY TO GOBBLE A DICK UP!
IF YOU DON'T LIKE THIS DICK SITCH
EAT A DICK, BITCH!

[Girl]
(Starting to think I made the right decision here)
Look, you're angry
I can see that
But you don't need to make this harder than it has to be
I try to speak to you
But you won't listen-