Hooray for Captain Spaulding Groucho Marx (Ft. Margaret Dumont & Zeppo Marx)
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[Everyone in the song sings except Zeppo, who talk-sings]
[Zeppo, talk-singing]
There's something that I'd like to state
That he's too modest to relate
The Captain is a moral man
Sometimes he finds it trying
[Groucho]
This fact I'll emphasize with stress:
I never take a drink unless
Somebody's buying!
[Party guests]
The Captain is a very moral man!
[Zeppo, talk-singing]
If he hears anything obscene
He'll naturally repel it
[Groucho]
I hate a dirty joke I do
Unless it's told by someone whooo --
Knows how to tell it!
[Party guests]
The Captain is a very moral man!
Hooray for Captain Spaulding
The African Explorer!
[Zeppo, talk-singing]
There's something that I'd like to state
That he's too modest to relate
The Captain is a moral man
Sometimes he finds it trying
[Groucho]
This fact I'll emphasize with stress:
I never take a drink unless
Somebody's buying!
[Party guests]
The Captain is a very moral man!
[Zeppo, talk-singing]
If he hears anything obscene
He'll naturally repel it
[Groucho]
I hate a dirty joke I do
Unless it's told by someone whooo --
Knows how to tell it!
[Party guests]
The Captain is a very moral man!
Hooray for Captain Spaulding
The African Explorer!
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