Fazbear Family The Stupendium

[Intro]
Open up the doors and let them in
Gotta mop the floors and clear the bins!
Better check the stores and order in!
Don’t you just adore this sort of thing?

[Verse 1: Trainer]
Welcome to Fazbear Training and your new career!
Please just ignore the staining, the last guy disappeared
Management may be frustrating, it's going to be weird
To host team meetings as the only employee here!
It's guaranteed that you'll probably succeed
Cutting corners is just how you achieve
Remember, return custom is key!
So try to let at least a few of them leave

[Pre-Chorus]
Lally's Lollies! You'll have a lolly good time!

[Chorus: Helpy]
Welcome to the Fazbear family!
Clean family fun! (With some tragedy)
You've sunk your savings, they'll sink their teeth
Into a juicy slice! (Or a lobotomy)
Who's scared of a little liability?
Health and safety? More of a luxury
You've got a lot to learn, so if it's unclear
Just know the crusts aren’t all that's getting stuffed here