The Loophole Garfunkel & Oates

[Verse 1]
All my life I've been good
Do what my mom and dad and God say I should
Go to church and Bible School
To live by God's rule
So whatever people tell me
That the Bible tells me
I will do
Walk the halls of high school with my purity ring
Unlike those other girls, I got my morals in check
It was easy to do 'til I got a boyfriend
And pardon my French, but he's cute as heck
But I made a pact to keep my hymen intact
And Jesus and I are tight
Never learned about the birds and the bees
I was taught to keep an aspirin in-between my knees
'Cause The Bible says premarital sex is wrong
But Jason says that guys can't wait that long
I don't wanna lose him to someone who'll do him
I need to figure something out
Well, there's a loophole in The Scripture that works really well
So I can get him off without going to hell
It's my Hail Mary, full of grace
In Jesus' name, we go to fifth base
Oh, thank you for making me holy
And thank you for giving me holes to choose from
And since I'm not a godless whore
He'll have to come in the back door, therefore