A Hundred Words You Could Say Instead of Swag Watsky

[Intro]
Swag, swag, swag, swag, swag, swag, swag, swag

[Chorus]
I thought "swag" was dead way before this
I thought "swag" had been buried in the forest
But then Bieber said "swag" in a chorus
And I went and bought a big fat thesaurus (I said)
I thought "swag" was dead way before this
I thought "swag" had been buried in the forest
But then Bieber said "swag" in a chorus
And I went and bought a big fat thesaurus
(Here's some other options)

[Verse 1]
You're a boss hog, you're a top dog
You're so slamming that I would say you've got pogs
You're suave, swell, sick
In the sense of being ill, chill, slick
You're hip, you're a hit, you're the tits, you're it
If I were being rude, then I would say you're the shhh...
Shimmy shimmy Cocoa Puffs, you're so loco
You're so dope, it's nuts, you're as raw as an open cut
You're bold, you're golden, you're funner
A stone cold stunner, a real mean mugger
You're colder than the other side of my pillow
Or hot as the underside of a cover in a Los Angeles summer
You're not dumb and dumber, you're smart and smarter
You're hard and harder, you're Peter Parker
Right after the spider bite, you're so dynamite
You're the brightest light; no, you're the hypest hype
You're so zen, you're a 10, you're a gem
You're the creme de la creme de la creme de la creme