Dearly Beloved Faith Hill

[Intro]
Alright
Here we go

[Verse 1]
Good morning, dearly beloved
We are gathered here today
To watch two people we know make a big mistake
They'll stand up at the alter
And solemnly swear "I do"
They'll be together forever
'Til they find somebody new

[Verse 2]
Her daddy's in the front row
Muttering "Oh no, here we go again"
They had a couple dates
Now she's three months late
And it's twenty bucks a plate I spent, oh

[Verse 3]
Good morning, dearly beloved
I'd like to welcome ya'll
To see the side effects of sex and alcohol
Please bow your heads and join me
In a prayer for these two
Who'll be together forever
'Til they find somebody new
Alright!