Irish Whiskey Pretty Girls Old 97's

One, two, three, four

[Chorus]
Thank God for Irish whiskey
Thank the Devil for pretty girls
Make a mess of all us lucky boys

[Verse]
I got 99 things to be thankful for
But a half a clue ain't one
I got 99 problems I can't solve
But a big girl would be fun

I never was good at numbers
So imagine my surprise
I got 96 tears and only these two eyes

[Chorus]
Thank God for Irish whiskey
Thank the Devil for pretty girls
Be the death of all us lucky boys

Thank God we got these guitars
In this devil of a world
Turn it up, make a little noise