If I Fell Down R. Stevie Moore

If I fell down, weigh 230 pounds
And now, there's a huge crater
If I fell down, and broke my crown
But now, fairy Princess Died on me

If I fell down, merry-go-round
Though now, Jane’s a dictionary
If I fell down, and sued my town
But now I'm cross-examined toast

If I fell down, and homeward bound
Right now Grohl's chasing me out of town

If I fell down, and I can’t up!
Yet now, head over heels Jesus heals
Dog! Heal! God!

If I fell down, at lost and found
Act now and win a free Rolodex replica
If I fell down, in cap and gown
But now, gimme some skin (Cancer)

If I fell down, I blame The Hound
Out now, he's Marshall Dylan Klebold

If I fell down, and sued my town
But now I'm cross еxamined
If I fell down, weigh 250 pounds
And now thеre's a huge crater
If I fell down, and broke my crown
But now, fairy Princess Died on me