Sleep Tight Rhett and Link

[Verse 1: Rhett and Link]
Your parents told you that we don't exist
Well, how in the world do you explain this?
We're gonna eat you like we ate your neighbour Nathan
He tasted like waffles, gummy bears and turkey bacon
We'll forge a letter in your handwriting to say
You hate your family so you ran away

[Chorus: Rhett and Link]
Sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep tight
(You're gonna get your beauty rest tonight)
Sleep, sleep, sleep tight
(You'll only think right in the morning light)
Sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep tight
(Sweet dreams bring peace of mind)
Sleep, sleep, sleep tight
(Sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep tight)

[Verse 2: Rhett and Link]
Whoopty freakin' doo, look who lost a tooth today, hey
You've done nothing but you expect to be paid
I bet you don't even know what we do with the tooth
We grind it up and they put it in fast food
And the money that we leave behind isn't even real
It's printed on an ink jet, a counterfeit bill