PRE-INTRO SCENE: CENTRAL PERK
(ALL PRESENT)
MONICA: What you guys don't understand is, for us, kissing is as important as any part of it.
JOEY: Yeah, right! (PAUSE) You serious?
PHOEBE: Oh, yeah!
RACHEL: Everything you need to know is in that first kiss.
MONICA: Absolutely.
CHANDLER: Yeah, I think for us, kissing is pretty much like an opening act, y'know? I mean it's like the stand-up comedian you have to sit through before Pink Floyd comes out.
ROSS: Yeah, and-and it's not that we don't like the comedian, it's just that... that's not why we bought the ticket.
CHANDLER: See, the problem is, though, after the concert's over, no matter how great the show was, you girls are always looking for the comedian again. You know? I mean, we're in the car, we're fighting traffic... basically just trying to stay awake.
RACHEL: Yeah, well, word of advice: Bring back the comedian. Otherwise, next time, you're gonna find yourself sitting at home, listening to that album alone.
JOEY: (PAUSE).... Are we still talking about sex?
SCENE 1: MUSEUM OF PREHISTORIC HISTORY (ROSS AND MARSHA ARE SETTING UP AN EXHIBIT, WHICH INCLUDES SOME MANNEQUINS OF CAVE PEOPLE)
(ALL PRESENT)
MONICA: What you guys don't understand is, for us, kissing is as important as any part of it.
JOEY: Yeah, right! (PAUSE) You serious?
PHOEBE: Oh, yeah!
RACHEL: Everything you need to know is in that first kiss.
MONICA: Absolutely.
CHANDLER: Yeah, I think for us, kissing is pretty much like an opening act, y'know? I mean it's like the stand-up comedian you have to sit through before Pink Floyd comes out.
ROSS: Yeah, and-and it's not that we don't like the comedian, it's just that... that's not why we bought the ticket.
CHANDLER: See, the problem is, though, after the concert's over, no matter how great the show was, you girls are always looking for the comedian again. You know? I mean, we're in the car, we're fighting traffic... basically just trying to stay awake.
RACHEL: Yeah, well, word of advice: Bring back the comedian. Otherwise, next time, you're gonna find yourself sitting at home, listening to that album alone.
JOEY: (PAUSE).... Are we still talking about sex?
SCENE 1: MUSEUM OF PREHISTORIC HISTORY (ROSS AND MARSHA ARE SETTING UP AN EXHIBIT, WHICH INCLUDES SOME MANNEQUINS OF CAVE PEOPLE)
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