[VERSE 1]
Hello sir, good morning
Please answer the door
We’ve been knocking for an hour
And we’d really like your attention for a second
We’ve a message for you
Bless you
Yes, you need to hear the good news
Of our Saviour, our blessed destiny manifest
Let me tell you about our Lord and Saviour, Kanye West
[Chorus]
Kanye loves you
And you should love Kanye
More importantly Kanye loves Kanye
Kanye is the brightest
The best and the boldest
And we know this
Because Kanye Told us
[VERSE 2]
He wakes in the morning with his flawless skin
In an enormous four poster bed and he grins
Jawline to die for plus he’s married to Kim
In a gorgeous Fur coat that he’s already in
And you can forget cologne
Kanye farts pure pheromones
A full length mirror by the bog
Watch the Throne
See he makes the best cup of tea
He only uses half a sugar but it tastes like three
He steps out of his mansion if the skies are grey
Claps his hands and the fans come and brighten his day
He waves to the waiting paparazzi
Passes a tray of lemonade
And a plate of panda pasties
It’s not nasty
That he should make a tasty snack, see
They’re mating in his garden
And he’s bringing back the species
Then he sees and fistbumps the postman
Praise Yeezus!
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Hello sir, good morning
Please answer the door
We’ve been knocking for an hour
And we’d really like your attention for a second
We’ve a message for you
Bless you
Yes, you need to hear the good news
Of our Saviour, our blessed destiny manifest
Let me tell you about our Lord and Saviour, Kanye West
[Chorus]
Kanye loves you
And you should love Kanye
More importantly Kanye loves Kanye
Kanye is the brightest
The best and the boldest
And we know this
Because Kanye Told us
[VERSE 2]
He wakes in the morning with his flawless skin
In an enormous four poster bed and he grins
Jawline to die for plus he’s married to Kim
In a gorgeous Fur coat that he’s already in
And you can forget cologne
Kanye farts pure pheromones
A full length mirror by the bog
Watch the Throne
See he makes the best cup of tea
He only uses half a sugar but it tastes like three
He steps out of his mansion if the skies are grey
Claps his hands and the fans come and brighten his day
He waves to the waiting paparazzi
Passes a tray of lemonade
And a plate of panda pasties
It’s not nasty
That he should make a tasty snack, see
They’re mating in his garden
And he’s bringing back the species
Then he sees and fistbumps the postman
Praise Yeezus!
More fanmail to open
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