‎tom did Niko B

[Verse 1]
40p for the canned drink, round off to the backflip
If you wanna match this, then I'll give you a mad tip
I wrote a twelve-page guide and I hid it in a attic
I'm up to my mad tricks, I do a magic trick with a matchstick
And I'm expecting a grand tip, I went slow in a fast car
I'm on Taskmaster tryna know what the tasks are
I'm sat in a class bar, it's like a shooting star the way I threw my glass far
It's like a shooting star the way I threw my glass far

[Chorus]
Who wants it?
Someone took my Match Attax and I'm greeting them with a drop kick
I bought a size three football then lost it
I saw an open door then said, "Watch this", and I walked in
He said, "Who's that, that just walked in", I said, "Tom did"

[Verse 2]
I'm two hours late to the call, I'm sorry, I spent two hours staring at the wall
But I'm fine now, did you find out how to put those slits in my eyebrows?
I bought a vintage Golf just to drive round, it's been sat in my drive for time now
I'm an optimistic kid, who's got a Rolex that don't fit
But even if it did, I'd wear it out and it'd get kicked
I bought a Daim bar for a quid, I don't mind them, but they'd never be my first pick

[Pre-Chorus]
Who wants it?
Who wants it?
Who wants it?
Who wants it?