The Wario Rap Random Encounters

I'm-a Wario
And I'm-a here to say
I'm gonna mess-a up
Your entire day!

I got a trippin bike
And a billion coins!
I have a half-wit bro
Who likes to chop his loins!

I got a funny little stroll
That I can't control!
Player haters gonna hate me
'cause that's how I roll!

See, I may not have a princess
But that don't make me lame!
I stay busy with my shizzy
Making stupid crappy games!

No one's got a strut like Wario!
Scratching at their butt like Wario!
Jumping up and down like Wario!
Looking quite as round as Wario!

No one picks their nose like Wario!
Wipes it on their clothes like Wario!
No one's half as bad as Wario!
He's Wario! Wario!
He's Wario!