Health & Safety Fascinating Aida

[Liza]
I help with the local Brownie pack, my name is Allison Wright
We meet at St Swithun's Church Hall every Thursday night
I teach the kids about kindness and doing a good turn
Plus self-reliance and being prepared, which are useful things to learn

And every year they go camping in various beauty spots
The Brownies get very excited, they spend ages practising knots
I naturally get parental consent for our annual jamboree
But this year it suddenly struck me, I should phone the HSE

HSE

[Adèle]
Health and Safety Executive!

[Liza]
They explained it clearly to me
I hadn't had relevant training
The parents might very well sue me
And what if it never stopped raining?

Thank heavens for health and safety, they pointed out the flaws
The myriad risks to life and limb when kids are out of doors
Their book of regulations forced me to explore
All those hidden dangers which I'd never seen before