I’m Just Pete Saturday Night Live (Ft. Pete Davidson)

[Intro Skit: Andrew Dismukes & Punkie Johnson]
"So like what is Pete even gonna do?"
"I have no idea, he only has like one character"
"Yeah, why is he hosting again? He just left, and it's not like his show was a hit"
"I know right, like how you get Joe Pesci and Edie Falco, and no viewers?"

[Verse 1: Pete Davidson]
No one cares about the work I do
I made a show with Joe Pesci, too
And no one streamed it but my mom
When I'm high, I do things like call up Colin Jost
And say, "Homie, we should buy a boat"
They tell me I have "butthole eyes"
Yet I never sleep alone at night

[Chorus: Pete Davidson]
'Cause I'm just Pete
Anyone else, I'd be a three
But I guess I'm hot for dudes in comedy
'Cause it's an ugly industry
I'm just Pete
Looking like a meth head on the street
People online still call me "Skete"
Because of a guy whose name I can't say legally

[Interlude: Pete Davidson & Black Pete]
Petes, assemble
Black Pete. It's just black Pete, then? All right