Yes, But Is It Art? Fascinating Aida

I'm a famous artist, a celebrated artist
Everybody knows my name
Those who can afford me willingly accord me
Riches and vast acclaim
Hanging out with Gwyneth, Kate and Stella
Having an affair with Donatella
It's my time, I'm in my prime
My exhibition's coming to the Guggenheim

I'll show my bust of Shirley Temple when she was young
Crafted out of chocolate and camel dung
(Yes, but is it art?)
I found a buyer in Bel Air

I've made a stunning collage which I simply call "Earth"
Featuring close-ups of my wife giving birth
(Yes, but is it art?)
Well, it took ages to prepare

My latest installation is on teenage masturbation
Celebrating shape and size
My head of Morgan Freeman made from blocks of frozen semen
Has got me on the shortlist for a major prize

I turned the lights off to symbolise pain
And when I'd had enough, I turned them on again
(Yes, but is it art?)
No, but I...I couldn't find my chair