On My Starship YTCracker

[Sample]
I do not see why it is necessary to wear these ridiculous uniforms
Protocol
They look like dresses
That is an incredibly outmoded and sexist attitude
I'm surprised at you
Besides, you look good in a dress

[YTCracker]
Science Officer's log
Star date: tomorrow
I been time travelin' again
And thanks to the brilliant work of engineering
The space weed took me to the next level
Ry

I present you a medal
Science achievement unlocked (unlocked, unlocked, unlocked)
Thank you for your attentiveness
To forward thrusters
Engage on you busters
I cut the mustard

Equipment check computer:
How many parsecs back did we start this adventure?
It seems that our distance
Warp path of least resistance
Insists that our course is skewed (what?)