Way 2 Many Chickz New Boyz

{*drum sticks slap together 5 times*}
New Boyz

[Intro]
I-I-I-I-I {*echoes*}
Hey {*echoes*}
I have way too many choices
I got way too many chicks
Ay bro (whattup?) I got way too many chicks
(Damn! I got that too)
Oh f'real? (Yup) - Way too many chicks
Aight, ay let me tell you this story real quick aight bruh?
(Fo' sho') Check it out ay

[Verse One]
I met this girl named Chanelle, from A-T-L
An actress and a singer, she was paid in mills
We first spoke, thought I found a bad chick on the spot
'til I noticed that her breath smelled like fat kids in a box
I knew this girl named Jill, who wanted my baby
I always told her no but I ain't know she was crazy
I was in there had to bust, I was like "Wait Jill!"
She put a gun to my head and was like {STAY STILL}
Met this girl named Laniece, a freak but ugly
Stripped for me once and her butt cheeks was musty
Every time it got loud she would sneak a small fart
Chick passed so much gas she could make a car start
Knew this chick named Shirley, she acted so perky
But little did I know that the chick had herpes
Tried to kiss me in my sleep I got up and screamed
Chick had a cold sore that looked like John McCain
Now I'm sittin on my couch and I'm thinkin how to get
To the point where I can't even get a decent soundin chick
One more try to holla I'mma mace 'em in their lip
I never thought it'd be bad that I got way too many chicks