Tapeworm Uprising Möngöl Hörde

Natalie Portman's tapeworm had a sudden and very unexpected change of heart
He said "this indie chick schtick's no longer floating my wick, I think I need a fresh start"

So, he detached himself quietly from the walls of her large intestine
Made his way out through the usual exit
And in the bold light of day he heard himself say:
"Hollywood is not quite how I expected"
It smelt of freedom
Sharp in his nostrils, but undeniable:
Freedom

So, he set himself up comfortably in a small pied-à-terre
On the edge of the Hollywood heartlands
Fashioned himself a sign out of flashlights and twine showing a worm curled defiant to say the revolution had started

All across the millionaire mansions and condos
There were small moments of horror in celebrity bathrooms
As the downtrod detached and a plan it was hatched
For the birth of a new and proud nation

A republic of tapeworms
A free republic of tapeworms
All hail the free republic of tapeworms

The very next session of the United Nations
The worms took up their seats then demanded the floor