The Big Sleazy The Dead Milkmen

Introduction (spoken):
Yeah, my sister's really movin' up in the world. She dates a full-blown professor! Goes by the name of Professor Griff. He's a great guy; he's a good ol' boy, that wild ol' Professor Griff. I think he's a history professor. The other day, he told me the wildest story about the history of jewellery

Anyway, come nightfall, we all love to sit on the porch, an' Sis plays the banjo, I play the jug, an' Professor Griff breaks out his Jew's harp and just flails away. God, I love that guy!

Song:
Well, it's a long way to Anchorage
But that's where I'll go with you
And we'll travel so far, dear
To escape that morning zoo

Cause I hate MMR and I hate YSP
I do not like the Grateful Dead
So, just don't talk to me
I said I hate MMR and I hate YSP
And you know that classic rock
Does not interest me

People are getting angry
Maybe just they should
Cause some of us can still remember
Back when XPN was good

And I hate what they've done, to XPN
Bunch a' folk nazis ruined my favourite station
Said I hate what they've done, to XPN
If you hear it now, it's just a pale imitation