Ballad of Skip Wiley Jimmy Buffett

[Verse 1]
He's a man on a mission
Wild as a ricochet
Picture if you can when the Everglades ran
From the Gulf Coast to Biscayne Bay

[Verse 2]
He's gonna give it back to the gators
Lock the tourists up in theme parks and zoos
He says, "Join me for lunch at the reptile's brunch
Where the barometer soup is you"

[Pre-Chorus]
He's crazy and dangerous
But who else can you trust?
He's the outlaw in all of us
The environmental terrorist

[Chorus 1]
You can mess with that mouse in Orlando
Jilt the tourists in St. Augustine
You can shoplift all day at Blockbuster
But you can't steal the Orange Bowl Queen
No, you can't steal the Orange Bowl Queen

[Interlude]
That's unthinkable in the state of Florida
What would the Chamber of Commerce say?
This man is sick, yeah