Captain Kirk vs Christopher Columbus Epic Rap Battles of History (Ft. EpicLLOYD & Nice Peter)

[Intro]
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
CAPTAIN KIRK!
VERSUS!
CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS!
BEGIN!

[Christopher Columbus]
Arrivederci! I'mma leave before this battle begins
Cause we both know in the end which of these captains gonna win
I’ll show you how a real explorer handles a situation
I’ll beat you so bad they’ll feel it in the next generation
So bring it on! I’ll whip you like a Klingon
My rhymes will burrow in your ears like The Wrath of Khan
I’ve got a neck chop for Spock I’ll put my sword through Sulu
Check into a Priceline Hotel and watch your fat ass on Hulu

[Captain Kirk]
I’m the enterprising Captain James Tiberius Kirk
Representing Riverside Iowa, planet Earth
I hear you call yourself an explorer, but I’m just not having it
You discovered a new world that was already inhabited
Why don’t you boldly go someplace you’ve never gone before
Like India, or any destination you actually set sail for
You spaghetti eating fuck, how’s your spice rack doing?
I’ll be chilling in my spaceship. Have fun canoeing