Love, Me Normally Will Wood

[Verse 1]
In lipstick on the mirror are the lyrics to my obituary
In iambic pentameter, followed parameter, crossing my eyes, dot my T's
I was delivered holding scissors, I live deliberately, I’m a quitter
And a winner anyway, cause I never agreed to participate in this game
Won't follow my dreams, 'cause they all got me waking up screaming
I can let them go from me, after all there's no “I” in team

[Chorus]
And I'd rather be normal, yes, so normal
I suggest that we keep this informal
'Cause a normal human being wouldn't need
To pretend to be normal, to be normal
Well I guess that's the least that I owe ya
To be normal in a way I couldn’t be
C’mon, c’mon, and love me normally

[Verse 2]
If I could live in third person, well, I don’t think life would be much worse than it is
In the current tense, presently, this sentence ending in question marks or dot, dot, dot
Is it courageous or escapist to leave the quarantine when you’re contagious?
It may just be a cold, and besides I don’t wanna get old, yeah
I drank myself to death to be the afterlife of the party
When the afterparty came, I was rolling in my grave

[Chorus]
And I'd rather be normal, yes, so normal
I suggest that we keep this informal
'Cause a normal human being wouldn't need
To pretend to be normal, to be normal
Well I guess that's the least that I owe ya
To be normal in a way I couldn’t be
C’mon, c’mon, and love me normally