Born in nineteen thirty-five in Brooklyn, NY
Son of Anna and Phil
At nineteen years old he married my mother Judy
And immediately paid his first Bloomingdale's bill
Right away they started on a family
Three smart kids popped out of mom's tummy
But then one steamy* night dad forgot to wear his raincoat
Nine months later out came the dummy
But he took care of me
Oh, 'Stan the Man' was my hero
The coolest guy ever, I swear
He stayed up all night making me a clay volcano
That's how I won the science fair
He was 6'2, 200 and 50 lbs
And as sweet as he was strong
He was also known to be pretty well endowed
But believe me he didn't pass that one along
His fav'rite singers were Leo Redbone and Johny Cash
His favorite ball players were Koufax and Mickey
His favorite restaurant was the state's delicatessen
His favorite movie was 'Little Nicky'
Son of Anna and Phil
At nineteen years old he married my mother Judy
And immediately paid his first Bloomingdale's bill
Right away they started on a family
Three smart kids popped out of mom's tummy
But then one steamy* night dad forgot to wear his raincoat
Nine months later out came the dummy
But he took care of me
Oh, 'Stan the Man' was my hero
The coolest guy ever, I swear
He stayed up all night making me a clay volcano
That's how I won the science fair
He was 6'2, 200 and 50 lbs
And as sweet as he was strong
He was also known to be pretty well endowed
But believe me he didn't pass that one along
His fav'rite singers were Leo Redbone and Johny Cash
His favorite ball players were Koufax and Mickey
His favorite restaurant was the state's delicatessen
His favorite movie was 'Little Nicky'
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