Magdalena The Mothers of Invention

Ha, ha, ho!

There was a man, a little ole man, who lived in Montreal
With a wife and a kid, and a car and a house
And a teenage daughter, with a see-thru blouse
Who loved to grunt and ball, and her name was Magdalena

The little ole man came home one night
To his house in Montreal
He caught his daughter in the blouse by the light
And he said to himself: "she looks all right!"
And he reached for a tit and grabbed it tight
And threw her up against the wall, blue cross!

Magdalena, my daughter dear do not be concerned
When your Canadian daddy comes near
My daughter dear do not be concerned
When your Canadian daddy comes near
I work so hard don't you understand
Making maple syrup for the pancakes of our land

Do you have any idea what that can do to a man?
What that can do to a man?
Do you have any idea what that can do to a man?
What that can do to a man?