Thank You God Tim Minchin

[Spoken Introduction (Varying)]

[Verse 1]
I have an apology to make
I'm afraid I've made a big mistake
I turned my face away from you, Lord
I was too blind to see the light
I was too meek to feel Your might
I closed my eyes; I couldn't see the truth, Lord
But then like Saul on the Damascus road
You sent a messenger to me, and so
Now I've had the truth revealed to me
Please forgive me all those things I said
I'll no longer betray you, Lord
I will pray to you instead

[Pre-Chorus]
And I will say thank you, thank you
Thank you, God
Thank you, thank you
Thank you, God...

[Verse 2]
Thank you, God, for fixing the cataracts of Sam's mum
I had no idea, but it's suddenly so clear now
I feel such a cynic, how could I have been so dumb?
Thank you for displaying how praying works:
A particular prayer in a particular church
Thank you, Sam, for the chance to acknowledge this
Omnipotent ophthalmologist