Sweet Transvestite Laverne Cox (Ft. Ryan McCartan)

[FRANK-N-FURTER]
How d'you do? I-
See you've met my-
Faithful handyman

He's just a little brought down
Because when you knocked
He thought you were the candyman!

Don't get strung out by the way I look
Don't judge a book by its cover
I'm not much of a man by the light of day
But by night I'm one hell of a lover!

I'm just a sweet transvestite (Sweet Transvestite!)
From Transexual, Transylvania!

Let me show you around
Maybe play you a sound
You look like you're both pretty groovy
Or if you want something visual
That's not too abysmal
We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie...

[BRAD]
I'm glad we caught you at home...
Could we use your phone?
We're both i-in a bit of a hurry...