So Legit Lana Del Rey

[Verse 1]
You were the freak king of the piercing shop
All the girls thought they could sing
But they're really not shit, I don't get it
You're looking like a man, you're talking like a baby
How the fuck is your song in a Coke commercial? Crazy
I don't get it, your taste once exquisite

[Chorus]
What happened to Brooklyn?
What happened to New York?
What happened to my scene?
What happened to punk rock, rock?

[Verse 2]
You called me the queen of the downtown scene, babe
How the fuck would you go switch it up and then replace me?
I don't get it, I'm so legit

[Chorus 2]
Tell me, was it 'cause I wasn't platinum in jewels?
That perhaps, you thought I was a little bit of an uncool
Kid, was that it?

[Bridge]
Stefani, you suck, I know you're selling twenty million
Wish they could have seen you when we booed you off in Williamsburg
You're hurt, I know my words don't hurt ya