If You Really Loved Me Tim Minchin

If you really loved me the way you say you do
If you love me half as much as I love you
You would pluck a planet from the sky
You would use a falling star to dot the "i"
In "I love you", that is what you'd do
You'd take a dreary day and you would paint it blue
If you loved me unconditionally
These are the things that you would do for me

Because I need you like a fish needs the sea
Like a fire needs oxygen, like a flower needs a bee
And if you really cared for me
You'd let me video you while you wee
Standing up in the bath, I shouldn't even have to ask
Perhaps you'd even store a little more in a flask
These are just the things that people do
When their love for one another is true
Ba doo doo

We go together like toast and pate
Like racism and ignorance, like Jews and Hogmanay
But if you really want to show you care
You'd let me wear your underwear
When we visit your mom; it's a bit of harmless fun
I just like talking about your childhood with some lace between my buns
There's no reason for a big to-do
If your love for one another is true
Ba doo doo